The lapse of luxury

"It is bitter to have loved and lost than never to laugh it off," Bamuall Subtler

Thursday, September 30, 2010


I am looking for the best euphemism for euphemism. Prizes will be announced.

You cannot use a synonym, or these:
  1. obstacle
  2. dildo
  3. emasculator
  4. cuticle remover
  5. dye
  6. trompe-oreilles



Blogger The militant working boy said...

unnecessary unblatancy

8:47 a.m.  
Blogger Reid said...

Your entry is being reviewed by my legal team (psst "Legal team" is a euphemism)

How is the view from the ivory fish today?

9:58 a.m.  
Blogger The militant working boy said...

Both the fish and the view therefrom are exceptionally picturesque. (Psst there are approximately 589 euphemisms in that statement, more or less, depending on your level of paranoia)

11:12 a.m.  

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