Birth rights a rite
Irony is dead. Long live Irony.Irony died in child birth. It is with a mixture of joy and sadness that we anounce the survival of her child Irony. (Born in the iron lung pictured.)
Irony is also survived by her loving partner Blunt Instrument. May she rust in piece de resistence. Man, overboard.
posted by Reid @ 7:38 p.m.
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Like they always say,
old garagemen never die, they just retire.
That's a well worn tired line.
Or to quote Elvis Costello, "You may not be an old fashioned girl/But you're going to get dated."
I used to be a nun, but I got thrown out because of my dirty habits.
And then there were none.
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