Apple orgy

Those who have the last lapse shall inherit the wind.

My sincere apple-orgies to my fellow punsters. Others came up with "the last lapse" before me, as a simple google will reveal. I'm sure it won't be my last lapse. Not even a case of punintentional plagiarism - these homonymic puns are just too obvious.

Have you ever read Finnegans Wake, the punsters Babble? It's discouraging... every pun I ever thought of is probably prophesied there.